Monday, June 22, 2009

He's Only Doing It For The Drugs

Ryan O'Neal told Barbara Walters that he and Farrah Fawcett plan on getting married after 30 years of fucking. In case you haven't been paying attention, Farrah is currently dying of cancer, so...

All right, here's where I stop myself. The New Crabbie. No more terrible jokes at the expense of the afflicted. All I'm going to say is, congratulations Farrah and Ryan. I hope you have many happy minutes days together, and I hope Redmond doesn't use up all the drugs Ryan is trying to get custody of by pulling this stunt.