Ryan O'Neal told
Barbara Walters that he and
Farrah Fawcett plan on getting married after 30 years of fucking. In case you haven't been paying attention, Farrah is currently dying of cancer, so...
All right, here's where I stop myself. The New Crabbie. No more terrible jokes at the expense of the afflicted. All I'm going to say is, congratulations Farrah and Ryan. I hope you have many happy
minutes days together, and I hope
Redmond doesn't use up all the drugs Ryan is trying to get custody of by pulling this stunt.