Last week Sonia Sotomayor fell at the airport and broke her ankle, and then yesterday, Hillary Clinton took a tumble near the White House and broke her elbow. Which begs the question: What the fuck are these bitches drinking? And why am I not presently loaded on the stuff?
If I'm Kathleen Sebelius, I'm being really careful stepping off any curbs, going up any stairs or attempting to perambulate in the presence of any large carpet crimps.