Angelina spoke at World Refugee Day in Washington, which was apparently sponsored by the channel that airs The Dog Whisperer. They should start a new show called The Refugee Whisperer, starring Angie. Actually, Angie doesn't whisper at refugees, she just sort of looks at them all compassionate and saintly and makes their suffering go away. Someone - Brad, say - should take a picture of Angie doing that look, blow it up really huge, make a million copies and hang them all over the earth. Then no one would ever suffer again. We'd all walk around in a permanent state of Angelina-induced bliss. How come I'm the only one with any good ideas?
Friday, June 19, 2009
How Can The World Still Have Problems With Angie Here?
Angelina spoke at World Refugee Day in Washington, which was apparently sponsored by the channel that airs The Dog Whisperer. They should start a new show called The Refugee Whisperer, starring Angie. Actually, Angie doesn't whisper at refugees, she just sort of looks at them all compassionate and saintly and makes their suffering go away. Someone - Brad, say - should take a picture of Angie doing that look, blow it up really huge, make a million copies and hang them all over the earth. Then no one would ever suffer again. We'd all walk around in a permanent state of Angelina-induced bliss. How come I'm the only one with any good ideas?
