Katie Holmes has spent the last several days rehearsing for her number on the show So You Think You Can Dance.
Remember when Katie married Tom Cruise to give her career a boost?
I don't think appearing on a dopey TV talent show was what she meant by "boost." I can't believe that, at this point, Katie thinks marrying Tom was really worth it. Unless she enjoys being forced to haul their miserable child around all day for pub, and not being allowed to have sex except with electronic implements Tom has personally chosen and tried out himself.