Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. A suggestion for Mr. Burton: how about making one movie - just one - that takes place in the real world, and has people in it who don't look like illustrations from the kind of horrible, nightmare-inducing storybook my mom would read to me because she thought it was cute? You know your creative life has gone off into a freaky area when Pee Wee's Big Adventure is your most rigorously naturalistic film. Oh, and memo to Johnny Depp - you don't have to answer the phone every time Tim Burton calls.
