Jessica Simpson is in yet another emotional tailspin after seeing her dog Daisy carried off by a wily predator.
"A coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes," Jessica tweeted. "HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"
Help how? By praying? Cause that's about all anyone can do right now for Daisy. Unless that particular coyote is into catch-and-release.
The goofiness of this story has prompted some cynical bastards to suggest that this is in fact Jessica's idea of a joke. Does the picture that goes with the tweet provide a hint?
I don't know. It seems like it could be some weird attempt at humor. Then again, this is Jessica Simpson we're talking about. She may simply be dumb enough to think posting such a picture on Twitter has a chance at helping her save her dog from a coyote.Maybe she should hire a psychic to get in touch with the coyote. Or procure the services of a hostage negotiating expert and have him go in with a bullhorn and try to reason with the coyote.
Or, maybe she should do like a normal person: Have a cry, wipe her eyes, and get a new fucking dog.
