Wednesday, September 30, 2009

People Who Weird Me The Fuck Out: Ed Westwick

There is something really really not right about Ed Westwick. Dude gives off such a psycho vibe. And no, it is not acting, it is just him.

Would not shock me at all to discover this guy used to ride the rails murdering hobos in a previous life. Or that he moonlights as a sex slave. Or that his cock is split in half and he needs to wear a little ring to keep it together when he pees.

Yo guys, your cock may be shaped vaguely like a sausage, but it is not a sausage. So don't be slicing it up, okay? That shit is wrong.