
Would not shock me at all to discover this guy used to ride the rails murdering hobos in a previous life. Or that he moonlights as a sex slave. Or that his cock is split in half and he needs to wear a little ring to keep it together when he pees.
Yo guys, your cock may be shaped vaguely like a sausage, but it is not a sausage. So don't be slicing it up, okay? That shit is wrong.