Thursday, September 24, 2009

Don't Tell Angie

Superfetation is when a woman gets pregnant and then somehow conceives a second time before crapping out the first one. This shit is never supposed to happen - thank God or women would be even crankier than they are - but somehow it did, to a redneck named Julia Grovenberg.

If something insane and physically impossible is going to happen, it's probably going to happen to a redneck. Who needs genetics labs when you have Arkansas?

It struck me, after I read this story, that Angelina would be all over this if there were some way to induce it. She would basically just stay pregnant all the time, pumping out one after another. It's cheaper than her robot army idea plus babies are much cuddlier.