Tuesday, September 15, 2009

No More Roadkill


Breaking News: Kate Gosselin changed her hair for her gig on The View.

The style that launched a thousand cheesy imitations on the heads of a thousand Wal-Mart clerks has been replaced by a chic Past-Thirty Single Lady on the Prowl look. I wonder if this was her idea or if the View people talked some sense into her.

Jon's gonna see what he's missing and he's just absolutely going to...get wasted and fuck a 21-year-old with a pierced clit.