Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Worthless Bitch Rescued From Nutcase

A judge has granted Audrina Partridge a restraining order against a maniac who has been stalking her.

The judge called the evidence against alleged stalker Zachory Loring "quite disturbing" and then remarked, "It's unfortunate that people who pursue careers in the public have to deal with these people."

On the other hand, nobody told Audrina she had to pursue a career in the public. She could've gone to beauty school or taken a course to become an ice road trucker.

On the other other hand, Audrina is so stupid and untalented, getting fake boobs and having her picture taken was probably the only realistic course open to her. So, yes, it's unfortunate.