Yesterday, Cathy Maples was just another repressed spinster living with over 10 cats and day-dreaming about being oiled up on a beach by some soap opera actor. Today, she is the woman who paid $63,500 to have lunch with Sarah Palin.
The expensive lunch will reportedly last "up to four hours." That doesn't sound like an auction item, it sounds like a dare. "Can you spend four hours with Sarah Palin and not go insane?" Cathy Maples has shelled out almost 64 grand to find that out.
Cathy Maples, you are a true moron. And your vagina has never known the sweet touch of a man.
