Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are currently shooting a new "action-comedy" called Wichita. Cause nothing says funny and exciting like "Wichita."
There I go slamming Wichita. And I've never even been there.
I'm sure that fine American city will be thrilled to have a Tom and Cam movie named after it. Are there any movie theaters left in Wichita that haven't been turned into meth labs?