Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Still Into Her Wrinkled Shit

Jesus is still into his Madonna. Well okay, I'll admit: as sugarmamas go, she is a hell of a score. If you can get past the fact that she has the libido of a college boy and the arms of Sylvester Stallone. There's potential danger there, but clearly, Jesus doesn't mind the risk. Waiting for him to announce that his new album is dropping, or that he's joining the cast of Gossip Girl. He's gotta have something lined up, otherwise what's the point?