Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom over the weekend. I know because the news is on every single stinking website. I went to check the weather on The Weather Channel site, and instead of a radar map, there was a congratulations message to Khloe and Lamar.Of course we know why this is getting so much coverage: celebrity weddings are the bread and butter of tabloids, and the web just follows whatever the tabs are covering. It doesn't even matter that the celebrities involved are strictly D-list. If you're even a tiny bit famous and you get hitched, you will have people camping out in the foliage near the church, your face will be staring back at me when I go to pay for my Apple Jacks, you will be the lead story on Entertainment Tonight.
