Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Fairy Tale Is Over

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are through after three years of married life.

"She dumped him and told him she was leaving him," a source said. "She wants to move on."

To bigger and better benders.

Sources say Avil tossed Deryck out of their $9.5 million house. This is only fair since Avril's money paid for it. Deryck did pay for a couple of doorknobs and the purple shower curtain that never got taken out of the package.

Avril has already boxed up all Deryck's shit and sent it off to Katrina.