Someone finally convinced Jessica Simpson that there was no point holding out hope for her dog Daisy who was taken by a coyote. No Jessica, the coyote did not want to just be friends. It ate Daisy. You understand? Like when you go to the restaurant and eat ribs. Daisy got all chewed up like that except for the bones. And then the coyote went off and shat Daisy in the bushes. Just like when you poop in the bed cause you think it's sexy. Except your poop isn't full of dog. Probably.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
She's Finally Given Up
Someone finally convinced Jessica Simpson that there was no point holding out hope for her dog Daisy who was taken by a coyote. No Jessica, the coyote did not want to just be friends. It ate Daisy. You understand? Like when you go to the restaurant and eat ribs. Daisy got all chewed up like that except for the bones. And then the coyote went off and shat Daisy in the bushes. Just like when you poop in the bed cause you think it's sexy. Except your poop isn't full of dog. Probably.
