Question: Which of these useless women did John Mayer have sex with after the VMAs? Answer: Neither. He was too busy jerking off to a picture of himself in bed with Kanye West that he made with Photoshop.
KANYE WEST THINKS THIS POST SUCKS BECAUSE IT IS TWO WHITE GIRLS. WHERE THE SISTERS AT? ON SECOND THOUGHT, KANYE WANTS TO FUCK KATY PERRY. HE LIKES HIM SOME FINE TITTIES, DON'T MATTER WHAT COLOR.
