According to a new survey, 75% of high school students in Oklahoma have no idea who the first president of the United States was.Hint to Oklahoma readers: He's the guy on the one dollar bill. Take one out if you have one and look at it. If you have three, go to town and get yourself a blow-job.
I'm telling you, shit like this is why I think we need to stop funding public education. Just forget it. These fuckers are too dumb and distracted to learn anything. Build some sweatshops - Kathie Lee will help get you started if you don't know how - and just stick them in there. It keeps them off the streets, plus it knocks down the cost of my sneakers. Win/win.
