Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have elected to change the course of their relationship. From now on, if they fuck, it will be as two people who are not officially seeing each other. In other words, it will be a healthy relationship.Us Weekly says Timberlake "ended" the relationship a month ago with a phone call, and that Jessica is "in severe denial" about the split. Well, here's what you do Jess. You lift some weights, get really buff, then find a guy who looks just like him and beat the living shit out of him.
Or, you could get another one of those absurd pitbulls you like so much, again find a guy who looks just like Justin, and have the dog rip his balls off.
Or you could, you know, just find another effeminate no-talent to fuck.
