Friday, September 18, 2009

Just Chop Them Up With Your Lightsaber. Duh.

An asshole Star Wars fan is screaming religious discrimination after a supermarket threw him out for wearing Jedi robes.

Daniel Jones, the founder of the International Church of Jediism, went to pick up some Vaseline and pretzels at the Tesco in Bangor, North Wales, and was shocked when the employees told him hooded garments were not allowed and asked him to leave.

"I told them it was a requirement of my religion but they just sniggered," an outraged Jones told the Daily Mail, adding, "I walked past a Muslim lady in a veil. Surely the same rules should apply to everyone."

I agree with Jones. The same rules should apply to everyone. Muslims shouldn't be allowed to wear their veils either. If they don't like it they can go back to Saudi Arabia.

If Jones doesn't like not being able to wear his Jedi hood, he should go back to Tatooine, also known as the little attic room above his parents' garage.