Lynne Spears is making a run at Dina Lohan for the title of most delusional mother of a fucked-up celebrity skank. In the new issue of US Weekly, Lynne talks about her daughter Britney's recent troubles - and decides that it's all the media's fault:
You go into a time in your life with the world watching and you are just trying to figure yourself out. It's sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another.
Yes Lynne, we've all had to make mistakes - like impulsively shaving our heads, attacking photographers and claiming to the anti-Christ. I don't know one person who hasn't done all three of those things in the course of about four days like Britney did. And you're right - we didn't have to go through all those things with the whole world watching. Of course, our mothers didn't shove us in front of the cameras in the first place, but that's beside the point.
As we all know, the media attention aimed at your daughter is completely unreasonable. Everyone should just leave her alone. At some point though, Lynne, you might explain to Brit-Brit that showing off her ass and vagina at the drop of a hat is not helping this whole "leave me alone" campaign of hers. She seems a tad confused about that. You'll set her straight though right, you parenting genius?
Tell us how great she is Lynne:
Britney Jean Spears is the sweetest and the most sensitive and loving of all my children. She's just figuring things out.
Seems to me she's already figured out everything she needs to know - if her purpose in life is to wind up burned-out by the age of 28. But that's not on you, right Lynne? The media are pushing her right to the edge of that cliff. And your way of helping ease that media pressure? Talking to US Weekly. Yup, you've got it figured out too, haven't you? You and Dina Lohan.
I bet you guys car-pool back and forth from hell don't you?
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