Britney Spears is making a new album, and is asking her fans to help her name it. Here are the five titles suggested on Britney's website:
OMG is Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
What If the Joke is On You
Down Boy
Integrity
Dignity
Very sly, Britney's people - trying to deflect all the negativity away from Britney by making fun of Lindsay Lohan. Because we all know that Lindsay is really the screwed-up one.
I like the last two best, myself. Integrity and Dignity. Britney never had the first one, and has willingly sacrificed every shred she ever had of the second. I think we need to come up with our own album titles, don't you?
Crabbie's Suggested Britney Album Titles
My Poon Was Made For Flashin'
Have Umbrella, Will Wack
Anti-Christ Superstar (yes I know, it's been used)
Dignity Shmignity
A Fistful Of Advil
My Mother Is An Evil Whore And I Am A Doped-Up Attention Junkie
Bald On Bald
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