Forbes Magazine has released its list of the 100 Most Powerful Celebs. Emperor of the Known Universe Oprah Winfrey is number one, followed by buck-toothed golfer Tiger Woods, buck-toothed old fart pop-star Madonna, mummified rockers The Rolling Stones and Angelina's kept-man, Brad Pitt. Angelina herself finishes 14th. Among other Crabbie regulars, Tom Cruise is 8th, David Beckham 15th, Donald Trump 19th, Nicole Kidman 27th, Justin Timberlake 34th, George Clooney 40th, Sean Combs 43rd, Jennifer Aniston 44th, Jessica Simpson 60th (for what?), Satanic Rachael Ray 66th, Keira Knightley 71st (and she probably hates herself for it), Hilary Duff 72nd, Kate Moss 74th, Scarlett Johansson 77th, Jessica Alba 78th, Reese Witherspoon 80th and Hayden Panettiere 98th.
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, the Olsen Twins and Lindsay Lohan failed to make the list. Are the Forbes people trying to make a statement about tabloid skanks?
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