There are whispers that Jessica Simpson has been doing her trainer (pictured above alongside an obviously very happy Jess). Others have also claimed that she's been essentially stalking John Mayer since their break-up. If I were Jess I'd forget about that pretentious gay mutt Mayer and concentrate on the trainer. He's so much hunkier than Mr. Sensitive Your Body is a Wonderland Now Suck My Dick Boy. All right, so he looks a little like that pinhead Kevin Costner. At least he's not wearing a rug.
Go for it Jess - treat yourself.
