Saturday, June 16, 2007

Paris Suffering In Jail



Paris Hilton is finding out about the true tortures of jail life. Insiders report that she's currently being held in the dungeon-like medical wing at Lynwood, in a lonely single room with a nasty hospital bed instead of a comfy metal cot. Her meals include such loathsome dishes as roast beef, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken nuggets and fish (as opposed to the franks and beans and oatmeal the general population is privileged to dine upon). Also, Paris is not allowed to entertain herself by sitting for endless tedious hours, but has been forced to watch DVDs. Prison officials say Paris will remain in these extreme conditions until her "medical issues" are resolved.

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