Actor Liev Schreiber revealed at the Tony Awards that he and fellow thespian Naomi Watts are now married. This comes as a shock to those who:
1. Didn't realize the Tony Awards were still being held.
2. Thought Watts had dumped Schreiber for someone a little more responsive, like a dead maple tree.
3. Have been sleeping since 1865, and figured that since Naomi was pregnant they must already be married.
4. Thought Naomi was already married to that big monkey.
5. Did not realize it was legal for hat-racks to marry lamp-posts.
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Update: Liev Schreiber now says he was only joking about being married to Naomi Watts. Oh that Liev - what a merry prankster.
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