1. Your MySpace page takes 5 minutes to load.
2. You call yourself Diablo even though your name is Brook.
3. You're always doing interviews in which you insist that you hate being famous.
4. You're writing a 1000-page novel, in the first-person present-tense, about the time a camp counselor grabbed hold of your crotch.
5. You're constantly retiring from music only to return again with a huge tour.
6. You have angel wings tattooed on your back.
7. You cry your eyes out on TV over a dog you gave away.
8. You're on an MTV reality show - and you're always forgetting your lines.
9. You're Kanye West.
10. You have a blog.
