Thursday, December 27, 2007

Mischa Barton Is Such A Copycat



Actress Mischa Barton was arrested this morning in West Hollywood, CA for DUI, narcotics possession and driving on a suspended license. At last report Mischa was still being held on $10,000 bail.

Sounds like someone was feeling a tad neglected. Too bad bitch couldn't have had a sudden, catastrophic meeting with a bridge abutment rather than be pulled over. Seriously, why do none of these idiot skanks ever kill themselves? Is there some secret law of physics I'm not aware of? "If the starlet be under 30 and insufferable in the extreme, she will consume large quantities of mind-altering substances and still be able to operate a vehicle with sufficient skill to avoid death, dismemberment or other serious damage to herself."

I'm not even going to get into the suspended license issue. Obviously, these silly, spoiled bitches all think those sorts of rules don't apply to them either. I hope they give Mischa 30 years. Make an example of her.

Eh...no one would notice if she vanished anyway. Whatever.

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