Sunday, December 30, 2007

Horndog Heaven


Hayden Panettiere was also invited to the Capri Film Festival to receive a special commendation. History (of a sort) was made when Ms. Hayden was photographed sitting next to the one and only Lindsay Lohan, the person she has succeeded as the favorite of wanking pervs everywhere. I wonder what sort of words passed between these two titans of twittery?

"Wow I really love your hair."

"Thanks those are great tights."

"Thanks you fucking no-talent cow."

"Nice to see you twat-faced cum-trap."

"Bite me bitch."

"Hey you wanna hook up later?"

"Cool, I'll bring the camera. X17 will give us $50,000 for that."