Sunday, December 30, 2007
Horndog Heaven
Hayden Panettiere was also invited to the Capri Film Festival to receive a special commendation. History (of a sort) was made when Ms. Hayden was photographed sitting next to the one and only Lindsay Lohan, the person she has succeeded as the favorite of wanking pervs everywhere. I wonder what sort of words passed between these two titans of twittery?
"Wow I really love your hair."
"Thanks those are great tights."
"Thanks you fucking no-talent cow."
"Nice to see you twat-faced cum-trap."
"Bite me bitch."
"Hey you wanna hook up later?"
"Cool, I'll bring the camera. X17 will give us $50,000 for that."