Friday, December 28, 2007

Penns Kaput


Long-time Hollywood couple Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn is no more reports People Magazine. Further details are officially unavailable, but a little birdy told Crabbie that Sean blubbered a lot when they broke up, while Robin stood there looking old and crinkly and not doing a hell of a lot.

Sean and Robin were married in 1996 and have two kids, both named after famed sixties counterculture figures. They appeared in a few movies together but those pretty much all sucked. Lately Penn has become an out-spoken Bush-hater and wannabe journalist, while Wright...I don't know, I guess she cooked his eggs? Now someone else will have to.

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