Heather Mills doesn't seem to get the whole paying for legal representation thing. Apparently, in her world, lawyers are supposed to help her fleece Paul McCartney for nothing - unfortunately for Heather the law-firm Mischon de Reya disagrees and is about to sue the one-legged harlot for $4 million.
The whole thing is Heather's own idiot fault of course. Mischon de Reya originally had an agreement with her that their fees would be paid for out of the final divorce settlement, but as Heather's antics became more-and-more foolish, the law firm decided to drop her, and now they don't think they'll get the money owed them for 18 months of work unless they themselves bring Mills to court. Complicating matters for Her Stumpiness is the fact that she's been keeping up her legal bills so far with an overdraft from Coutts bank, who are said to now be "looking critically at the debt."
Completely hilarious. And so typical of Mills too - having this great plan to skin McCartney alive, but blowing it because she couldn't resist playing the victim on TV. Heather may love money but she loves people feeling sorry for her even more. All she had to do was keep her dumb face out of the public eye and let the thing get handled, but no, she had to make crazy all over the place and chase off the lawyers plus freak out the bank people. Stupid, stupid cow.
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