Nicole Kidman's reps are denying reports that the actress has become pregnant by husband Keith Urban. Kidman's Australian press spokeswoman said of the story:
It is incorrect. She must have had about 30 babies by now.
Damn, think of the stretch-marks.
Anyway I told you Nicole wasn't really pregnant. When gossip editors get bored they tell their writers, "I know, let's say Nicole Kidman got knocked up again." Then they chomp a cigar or go back to playing Donkey Kong or whatever the fuck those people do when they're not barking orders.
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