Paris Hilton might want to change her name to Poor-Ass Hilton after learning of her grandfather Barron's plans to donate 97% of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity rather than allow it to be doled out amongst his filthy, degenerate heirs as originally planned.
Paris, it has long been reported, stood to receive $20+ million upon the death of the family patriarch. But it has also been long-rumored that Barron was secretly disgusted by Paris's antics, and reports have circulated before about him wanting to cut her out of the will or at least greatly reduce her inheritance. This new announcement would seem to seal the deal on Paris's big pay-off - ain't gonna happen - unless Paris and the rest of Barron's heirs try some kind of legal challenge, which would be a tad ironic, given that Barron himself spent a decade fighting in the courts for money his late father Conrad originally earmarked for charity upon his own death.
But let's not start playing the world's smallest violin for Paris just yet. As we know, Paris has her own sources of income, including her movie career, which is set to take off in a big way when her sure blockbuster The Hottie and the Nottie is released in January. And then there's all the money Paris makes from showing up places so people can hurl things at her and generally bombard her with abuse. Oh, and there's the book she plans to write about her jail experiences. And a new album. And, surely, another reality show down the road.
Yup, Paris will easily make up that $20 million and more just by selling herself. We can look forward to years and years of Paris on TV, Paris in the movies, Paris's music playing at nightclubs...
Sweet Jesus Barron, we know you care about the starving Africans and the blind children and everything, but think of the rest of us. Just give the bitch her money so she'll go away. You want to do something good for mankind...that's better than anything else you could possibly do!
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(Thanks Cupcake)
