Exclusive sources have informed me that Keira Knightley has a smelly twat. They say it's so bad you can barely stand being next to her. People want to tell her to go do something about it but they're afraid of getting chewed out by the pissy bitch. Last week, a small dog is reported to have died after inhaling Keira's overwhelming twat-reek. Authorities are considering having Keira's twat declared a biohazard.
