It's Saturday so that means Nicole Kidman must be pregnant again. Seriously, this chick gets knocked up more often than Tara Reid falls on her ass - and yet she never actually gets around to pumping out a kid. The latest "report" comes from The Daily Mail which says Kidman and husband Keith Urban broke the pregnancy news to their families over Christmas. When I see a big huge belly on Kidman I'll believe it. Hopefully, if she does finally have a kid, it will call her "mom" and not "Nicole" or "skinny taut-faced lady we're not allowed to call mother cause our midget daddy said he'd shoot us in the ass with his ray-gun."
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