Thursday, December 20, 2007

Keira Knightley Moving; Central Londoners Rejoice


Keira Knightley has at last become fed up with having her privacy invaded and is moving out of Central London in favor of the countryside. The dumb-ass bitch said:

I’m moving out of the center so that I can lead a more domestic life. I want to have local things like shops and nice pubs. Central London is just too busy. I am also not a very sociable person.

I went to the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party and just stood in the corner drinking champagne. Honestly, I don’t like parties very much. I have very few real friends in show-business so it’s really not my crowd.

You stood in the corner drinking champagne because no one wanted to talk to you because you're an insufferable little twit whom no one can stand and I'm sure the cows and sheep and whatever the fuck else they have out in the English countryside are going to be so thrilled to see your scrawny ass coming that they'll all just shit with joy in case you didn't know I'm being sarcastic you fucking brain-dead imbecilic reject I hope you get Mad Cow disease and die painfully and with shit oozing from all your orifices now fuck off you intolerable cunt.

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