What is Katie Holmes doing in this picture?
A. Waiting for Tom to give her the order to chew.
B. Blinking "Please help me" to the photographer in morse code.
C. Trying to remember where the hell she left her soul (maybe under the couch?).
D. Attempting to kill herself by biting her own tongue in half so she will choke to death on the blood.
E. Holding in a tremendous fart.
F. Wondering how in the fuck she ever got herself into this fucked-up predicament in the first fucking place.
