Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Avril Lavigne May Be Pregnant. Gaaaaah.
Avril Lavigne and her husband Buttfuck Whoever went shopping for baby shit on Monday. Naturally, this has touched off a round of Avril-is-pregnant rumors.
Why, oh why, would anyone even raise such a possibility? Now I'm going to be sick for the rest of the day. Thanks a lot rumor-mongering assholes.
Come on now - just cause Avril was shopping for baby shit, that doesn't mean she's pregnant. There are lots of reasons Avril and Buttfuck might have been in that store. Maybe Avril has a pregnant friend. Or maybe she was buying the stuff for herself. She acts like an infant, so it would make sense that she would be attracted to items intended for infants.
Oh, let's face it - Avril's knocked-up. Now we're going to have to look at pictures of her and the kid for the next ten years. She's going to be just like Gwen Stefani, wearing shirts with the kid's name emblazoned across them.
When is the next train due to come through town? Cause I'm going to jump in front of it. Goodbye cruel world...
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