What is Mel Gibson thinking in this picture?
A. I wonder how far I could shove this thing up my ass.
B. This award would be even cooler if it looked exactly like me and also dispensed alcohol.
C. Jesus died so I could win all these awards. Yup, I think that's fair.
D. Fucking Jews.
E. Someday they're going to catch on that I'm a complete charlatan. But I won't care because I'll be living on my own island, surrounded by the freaks I created as part of my evil genetic experiments.
