Tom Cruise and The Entity Formerly Known As Katie Holmes showed up at Essence's Black Women in Hollywood luncheon. Tom knows only a Scientologist can really help support black women in Hollywood.
Disturbingly, Katie has now begun laughing just like Tom. She has also reportedly grown a tiny penis. Tom is jealous.
"Get your damn hands off me white man from Uranus."
I predict Will Smith will soon get fed-up with his friend Tom and cease taking his calls. Honestly, if someone grabbed me the way Tom is always grabbing Will, I'd haul off and punch the fucker.
