Sheryl Crow sits next to Hugo Chavez's future wife Naomi Campbell at the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan. Sheryl is now a dead-ringer for the mom on Seventh Heaven. She's had some work done, is what I'm trying to say. I keep waiting for Naomi to jump on the bad plastic surgery bandwagon too. You know it'll happen eventually. By 50 she'll look like the black Joan Rivers. Or maybe she'll be white by then. Who knows?
