What happened to Hayden Panettiere to give her such a terrible pain in her neck?
A. Her spine can no longer stand the strain of all the big, important thoughts in her brain.
B. She injured herself paddling out in a rowboat to save some whales who were about to be harpooned by evil Japanese whale-murderers.
C. She got really excited about the writers strike ending and hurt herself jumping up and down.
D. Milo's prick juts out at a really weird angle.
