Angelina Jolie is undoubtedly pregnant, as this pic from today's Independent Spirit Awards confirms.Well, I suppose it's possible Angie is merely dying of starvation and her gut is distended from all the gases...
No, she's preg. Still don't know if there's two blobs in there or one. Or three. Or fourteen. Fuck, she could have a whole litter going. They could come jumping out of her like clowns from a tiny car. Watch Brad's hair falling out in big clumps as the doctors yank one crying vag-monkey after another from Angie's hole.
Of course, Angie decides to reveal the pregnancy at the awards. So it will be all about her being pregnant instead of the people who win. Give her credit though - she didn't wait until tomorrow night's Oscars to steal all the attention.
Now someone needs to explain to me how a skeleton can even become pregnant.
