Diablo Cody wore the same thing she wore for Halloween - her flapper Wilma Flintstone costume. Diablo has won her Oscar and may now turn her attention to her next great goal in life - becoming a Suicide Girl.
Marion Cotillard's dress made me hungry for perch, and I don't even like fish. She's fantastic and her movie is marvelous but I'm sick of her now. Go back to France Marion.
Nicole Kidman looked almost alive. Is it just me or is she morphing into Renee Zellweger?
The Oscars wanted to boost their ratings so they brought in Miley Cyrus. Her voice is even more annoying than her face. I eagerly anticipate the day she gets busted for her first DUI. We need fresh dumb-skank meat, what with Lindsay and Britney being just about used up.
