Monday, February 18, 2008

Judge Will Decide Settlement In Heather Mills/Paul McCartney Divorce

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' lawyers are deadlocked over how much money the gimp is going to get in the settlement. It was supposed to have been hashed out by the end of this weekend, with Heather getting a rumored $100 million-plus pay-out, but now it's up in the air, and a judge will reportedly get to make the final decision.

I suppose it would be impossible for the judge to give Heather nothing, or maybe even make her pay McCartney - or better yet, order the bitch to just go off and die?

Those things can only happen in my dreams. Clearly, Heather is about to get what she wanted all along - a big fat chunk of change. But, there is one fact that gives us solace - no matter how much money Heather gets, she will never be able to buy her way out of what a miserable human being she is.

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