It's possible that Ellen Page is having sex with Frankie Muniz.
I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but apparently Ellen was seen out on a breakfast date with the former Malcom in the Middle star a couple days before the Oscars.
"Frankie was making Ellen laugh non-stop all through their meal," a spy told the National Enquirer. "He kept telling her not to be nervous, that no matter what, she hit it big just getting nominated. Then he'd crack a joke and she'd burst into laughter. Ellen said she was happy to have a good excuse to hang out in Los Angeles."
How the hell would Frankie Muniz know about hitting it big? And what exactly did Frankie do to make Ellen laugh "non-stop" - whip out his penis over and over?
Ellen seems like a smart girl - smart for an actress anyway - but she obviously has no taste in men. Frankie Muniz? He's just a squirrely little runt. He races cars, and goes around with a Mohawk and tattoos because he can't stand being tied to that adorable little Malcom image anymore. Everything about this guy screams that he's unsure of his manhood.
Hmm...maybe that's why Ellen likes him. Cause he's not very manly. I'm not trying to suggest anything...
