Prince Charles chats up Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. Look at the look on Scarlett's face. "Oh great," she's thinking, "another sick old lech sneaking glances at my boobs." Natalie appears charmed by him though. Or perhaps she's only acting. Charles is happy as a clam. "I'm a prince you know. If you fuck me, gold comes showering out of the ceiling and your vagina becomes eternally blessed by the Lord."
