Monday, February 25, 2008

Sean Penn Finds A Replacement For Robin Wright

Sean Penn opened eyes by attending Oscar-related events with model Petra Nemcova. I have no idea if Petra was what broke up Sean and Robin Wright, but it wouldn't surprise me. You know what dogs men are. Robin was getting up there, and Sean figured it was time to trade her in for something younger and dumber.

You know why Sean likes Petra too - she thinks he's brilliant. She nods at everything he says and tells him he's right about everything. Bloviating mental pipsqueaks like Penn always prefer women who flatter their puny intellects. And you know he won't have to worry about ever losing an argument with Petra. Plus, she won't notice it when he uses some big dictionary word wrong.