Memo to magazine publishers: stop with the "homage" photoshoots already. And seriously - Jessica Alba? As Janet Leigh in Psycho?
Look at that picture - are you convinced Jessica is really terrified? She looks like a dog with her mouth open waiting for a treat. There's nothing going on behind Jessica's eyes - she's devoid of anything real or human. All she can do is pose and mimic and engage in shallow play-acting.
There's more of this shit here. Alba also apes Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby and Drew Barrymore in Scream. These pictures were originally done by a magazine called Latina. But I thought Alba didn't want to be Latina. She's embracing her ethnicity now? When is she going to embrace the fact that she's a useless no-talent twat and just go away?
