Thursday, February 28, 2008

Earth To Hayden Panettiere: Please Shut Your Dumb Yap. Now.


Hayden Panettiere has officially graduated from cute little skank-in-training to complete massive self-involved asshole.

Just listen to what Hayden told Seventeen about her break-up last year with Stephen Colletti:

"I just knew I wanted to breathe. I wanted to be single at the time.

"It just hit me like a ton of bricks: This is the time I need to be with myself. It takes such a secure person to be with someone like me—it takes so much confidence; it takes so much trust.”

Oh fuck...this chick...what the hell...someone like her? Cause why? She cares about the whales?

Okay, I know...she's young. But still...damn...someone like her...I'm choking...this is too fucking good...

"There’s very little that scares me," Hayden blubbers on. "I’ve always been a physical person. And I feel like a lot of time in this industry, a lot of people loan their face to a cause, which is great, but it doesn’t do as much as getting out there and actually physically doing something.”

She's always been a physical person, who needs to go out and physically do something, not just lend her face to a cause. That's what physical people do...they do things physically.

Even Avril Lavigne thinks this chick is too dumb to live.